508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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