you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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