Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Threesome in a minivan. New low
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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