Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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