Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
