well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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