Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize