No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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