I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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