I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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