He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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