Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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