He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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