so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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