Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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