Your favorite bartender is back from prision
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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