I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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