your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I believe in your delicious
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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