and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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