when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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