I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?