Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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