Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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