Having a random hookup so left but love u
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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