I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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