I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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