normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We were destined to go to rehab together
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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