Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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