I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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