It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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