he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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