I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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