just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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