I hate all girls vehemently.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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