He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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