i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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