Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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