: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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