I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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