Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
