You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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