I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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