I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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