I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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