But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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