she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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