Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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