I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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