very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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