Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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