Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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