i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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