In the future we'll all be gay
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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